We’re wrapping up our first of three days’ worth of house painting. It’s been going pretty smoothly but at this point I’m convinced that “primer” is just a marketing gimmick concocted by paint industry executives. I picture a bunch of stern-looking business types sitting around a conference room table:
“Gentlemen...paint sales are flat.” *hits table with fist* “We have got to sell more paint. I need ideas and I need them now. Johnson?”
“Why don’t...we make...people paint everything twice?”
*everyone else in the room gasps and begins whispering to one another in excitement*
*everyone else in the room gasps and begins whispering to one another in excitement*
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